WITH RED PARTY DOTS!

If gazing upon this magnificent, unpretentious beast doesn't make you want to joyfully yell FUCK YEAH! 🎉 into the abyss then don't call me to hang out you miserable bastard because I'm busy that day.

Hand-drawn, underglaze-painted, and etched speckled stoneware. Clear coat and teal glazes on handle and edges.  Fired to over 2100 degrees.

• 6.5" long
• 6.5" wide
• 1.5" to 0.5" tall 

100% food-safe, oven-safe, microwave-safe. Top rack dishwasher-safe, yet hand-washing will prolong the life of this heirloom-quality item.
Handcrafted in the USA using domestically-sourced clay and glazes.